The Thing That

I have no idea what it takes to make a successful run for the White House. But I'm betting that boycotting Nicole Kidman is probably not the way.

Those of us who are truly devout know that rock 'n roll is the devil's music. But who knew the blaspheming truth about Christian rock? Worth reading for this immortal line from Amy Grant: "I'm isolated when I walk into a room and somebody says, She's a Christian and NOBODY OFFERS ME A JOINT and all the coke (cocaine) disappears. . ." Amy, I feel your pain.

And on another religious note, cheers to fundamentalist cartoonist extraordinaire Jack Chick for revealing the truth behind Islam.

Finally, I am going to offer my mother a heartfelt apology. Here's why.

Yes, I’ve been slacking on updating the ol’ blog. Get this: I seem to be relapsing. Sunday I went for dim sum at House of Hong, which has decent ambience but the service was atrocious and the food was – well, it wasn’t bad but not stunning that’s for sure. Anyway, I got home and soon thereafter my throat started to hurt and the next thing you know I’m sick again. Christ. Haven’t I suffered enough?

i just wrote a blog for the last 50 minutes.i went to check something in my settings and i lost the entire blog. i am very upset. it was about my underwear.
maybe i'll try later.
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So, I feel like death and have nothing worthwhile to report. Oh, but someone did send me this link which is pretty funny if you like listening to mind-bogglingly awful corporate anthems. Check it out.

Oh yeah, and then there's this. I didn't want to post it because I was thinking about surprising Bob with the hockey figurine for his birthday. But who am I kidding? I ain't getting him shit.