The Thing That

Yes, i know i haven’t been keeping up my end of the bargain. You have been exemplary in your devotion, coming to this page three, four, perhaps five times a day, anxious to check out my latest spurts of genius. And what has been your reward for this enduring loyalty, this fervent interest in my unseemly life? Zip. Zero. Nada. Day after day of emptiness for over a week. I understand how you feel, as if you were a religious fanatic having your belief tested by the thunderous silence of God.

And like God I say, "Sucks to you, piggywiggy!"

Well, God didn't really say that. That's a quote from Asterix and the Soothsayer, I believe. But you get the point.