The Thing That

Bob's birthday love poem to Anna is very touching. If y'all haven't read it, do so. He's not the only romantic who can celebrate this glorious occasion in poetic form, though.

Rose are red
violets are blue
In six months and one day
I'll be exactly as old as you
(are today)

Ok, well, maybe that's not quite up to the level of Bob. How bout:

There once was Anna the quitter
Whose hubby was always on the shitter

Um...let's just cut that one short right now. Props to Melle Mel for coming up with the first line.