Tuesday, April 22, 2003

Another gem from notproud.com:

04/19/2003 at 07:18:05

I got drunk one night and was making pasta. It had been a real long time since I had sex, and was feeling pretty up for anything. Sadly, my room mate left his baseball mit on the table. Then Satan whispered in my ear, and before I knew what was happening, I was fucking that baseball mit full of warm pasta. I made a disgrace of myself that night...but baseball won another fan.



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