The Thing That

This one's for Jack:

http://www.horsesass.org/

So I just get this email from Jack:

So, Mike. How you feeling? I was just wondering if you've checked out what searches hit your blog lately. Have you?

So of course I take a look and lo and behold...

I'm fighting a cold and it's been 2 weeks since I had booze, cigs, drugs, meat, etc. -- but you already know this because you're a devoted reader of Quitters. All I want to do is bail on the day and go home sick but there's all this work to do -- work that is piling up because, in my detoxifying state, I can't seem to concentrate long enough to get it done. Thank god for MLK.