Friday, March 07, 2003
Hey, check it out. I'm number one on MSN searches for tampon sucking. Interestingly, number 10 on the list is a story about the Queen of England's Golden Jubilee. Oh, those wacky royals.
Thursday, March 06, 2003
Oh, looks like Nick found his dream girl.
Today I am very very tired. I guess this is what happens when, at midnight the night before, someone crushes a vicodin into powder and convinces you to snort a line of it (after plying you with red wine and weed). I had time to drive home and stuff two slices of pizza and 1/4 pint of ice cream into my salivating gob (fuck that clean livin' shit!) before nodding off. I been sleepy all day but now, at 3ish, my eyes are heavy. I wish I had the kind of desk I could crawl under and sleep...
Tuesday, March 04, 2003
Bob's birthday love poem to Anna is very touching. If y'all haven't read it, do so. He's not the only romantic who can celebrate this glorious occasion in poetic form, though.
Rose are red
violets are blue
In six months and one day
I'll be exactly as old as you
(are today)
Ok, well, maybe that's not quite up to the level of Bob. How bout:
There once was Anna the quitter
Whose hubby was always on the shitter
Um...let's just cut that one short right now. Props to Melle Mel for coming up with the first line.
Rose are red
violets are blue
In six months and one day
I'll be exactly as old as you
(are today)
Ok, well, maybe that's not quite up to the level of Bob. How bout:
There once was Anna the quitter
Whose hubby was always on the shitter
Um...let's just cut that one short right now. Props to Melle Mel for coming up with the first line.
Nick: oi
Me: hang on
Me: yo
Nick's status is now "Available" (3/4/2003 10:55 AM)
Nick: hey
Me: hey look at me blog
Nick: no wonder i'm gettin all that spam
Me: did ya read bob's love poem to anna
Nick: uh...no
Me: on his blog
Nick: i figured
Nick: someone's "after" me?
Me: those are from searches that hit my blog
Nick: really?
Me: yup
Nick: IP address?
Me: uh....
Nick: let me look...
Nick: if you go to sitemeter.com
Nick: and log in whatever
Nick: on the left side, under "Recent Visitors"
Nick: "By Details
Nick: it shows the "Domain Name" of visitors
Me: yeah
Me: but it doesn't show what they were searching for
Me: so how would you figure that out?
Nick: yes
Me: yes?
Nick: oh, sorry
Nick: deduction?
Me: ?
Nick: like MDM is washingtion.edu
Nick: I am UU.net (when i dialup)
Nick: pacbell.net is bob most likely
Me: oh, hang on...someone checked from stalker.com....that must be it
Nick: aha
Me: that's a joke
Nick: heh
Me: i'm blogging all this by the way
Nick: ok
Nick: you don't scare me
Me: hang on
Me: yo
Nick's status is now "Available" (3/4/2003 10:55 AM)
Nick: hey
Me: hey look at me blog
Nick: no wonder i'm gettin all that spam
Me: did ya read bob's love poem to anna
Nick: uh...no
Me: on his blog
Nick: i figured
Nick: someone's "after" me?
Me: those are from searches that hit my blog
Nick: really?
Me: yup
Nick: IP address?
Me: uh....
Nick: let me look...
Nick: if you go to sitemeter.com
Nick: and log in whatever
Nick: on the left side, under "Recent Visitors"
Nick: "By Details
Nick: it shows the "Domain Name" of visitors
Me: yeah
Me: but it doesn't show what they were searching for
Me: so how would you figure that out?
Nick: yes
Me: yes?
Nick: oh, sorry
Nick: deduction?
Me: ?
Nick: like MDM is washingtion.edu
Nick: I am UU.net (when i dialup)
Nick: pacbell.net is bob most likely
Me: oh, hang on...someone checked from stalker.com....that must be it
Nick: aha
Me: that's a joke
Nick: heh
Me: i'm blogging all this by the way
Nick: ok
Nick: you don't scare me
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