Tuesday, March 25, 2003
Here's a moneymaking idea: toilet paper emblazoned with the slogan "Support Our Poops." Investors?
Monday, March 24, 2003
Not that I wanna boast or anything (God knows I'd never do that) but do a Yahoo search for "Number one site" and this ol' blog comes up number 10 out of 5,940,000 entries. Same thing on Google -- number 10 out of 6,890,000 results. The weird thing is, all the hits before mine and most of them on the page after actually include the phrase "number one site" where mine doesn't.
Oh, and I'm number 3 if you Google German Shepherd Iraq. If the bombs level a dog pound I'm expecting a gazillion page views.
Do you think they gave Roman Polanski the Oscar as a fuck-you to Bush? As an artist and a pervert, he'd seem to symbolize everything our Christianazi leaders hate. Plus the guy lives in France. Actually, if Operation Let's Git Sadaam succeeds, I wouldn't be surprised if GWB launches a bombing campaign against Paris to bring Polanski to justice. The guy's a fugitive, after all, and if The Ninth Gate is any indication he's capable of unleashing great evil upon the world. He's been thumbing his nose at America and our values for 25 fucking years. It is our moral duty to take this madman down. USA! USA!
Oh, and I'm number 3 if you Google German Shepherd Iraq. If the bombs level a dog pound I'm expecting a gazillion page views.
Do you think they gave Roman Polanski the Oscar as a fuck-you to Bush? As an artist and a pervert, he'd seem to symbolize everything our Christianazi leaders hate. Plus the guy lives in France. Actually, if Operation Let's Git Sadaam succeeds, I wouldn't be surprised if GWB launches a bombing campaign against Paris to bring Polanski to justice. The guy's a fugitive, after all, and if The Ninth Gate is any indication he's capable of unleashing great evil upon the world. He's been thumbing his nose at America and our values for 25 fucking years. It is our moral duty to take this madman down. USA! USA!
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